Someone from the Labour party has just rung the bell to our flat. I went to the door and saw his big red rosette through the spy-hole. I wanted to tell him how Labour have destroyed our civil liberties, introduced tuition fees for uni making it harder for working class kids to get there, started an illegal war, lied and lied, killed David Kelly, given us the millionaire war criminal Tony cunting Blair, are planning compulsory ID cards, have destabilised and ultimately destroyed the British economy by raiding pension funds and overspending, and finally, replaced the Blair cockmonster with someone who, whilst incompetent, is not actually evil, making it harder to vote against them. But I couldn't tell him all that in my pyjamas, so I just stared at him through the spyhole and he went away.
